Tell A Joke Day is celebrated every year on August 16. You can celebrate this day by reading jokes and telling them to your friends. You can also share some hilarious jokes on social media platforms and make others laugh.
Tell A Joke Day will be celebrated on Friday, August 16, 2024.
Jokes
Here are some of the funniest jokes for Tell A Joke Day!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut.
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.
Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
My father told me I couldn’t make a bicycle out of spaghetti. You should have seen his face when I rode pasta!
What do dentists do on a roller coaster? They brace themselves!
Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? It was looking for the scoop.
Nephew: “Uncle, did you get a haircut?”
Uncle: “No, I got them all cut!”
The other day I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What washes up on really small beaches? Micro-waves.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.
Which dinosaur knows the most words? A Thesaurus
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